Our Ford,who art in Hamilton,
hallowed be your name,
your gas station come
your lights be on in the dark and when its raining.
Give us today many greens lights,
and forgive our bad passing,
as we forgive those who pass badly in front of us.
Lead us not into traffic jams,
but deliver us from speed traps.
For ours is the stick-shift, the sunroof and the power-windows.
Ford ever & never. Amen.
1 comment:
Hmm. Using the Lord's prayer to announce your new car purchase. Perhaps you should peruse the following:
blasphemy n. (1)(a)A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity. (b) The act of claiming for oneself the attributes and rights of God.
(2) An irreverent or impious act, attitude, or utterance in regard to something considered inviolable or sacrosanct.
Seriously though, nice wheels ;)
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