Our Ford,who art in Hamilton,
hallowed be your name,
your gas station come
your lights be on in the dark and when its raining.
Give us today many greens lights,
and forgive our bad passing,
as we forgive those who pass badly in front of us.
Lead us not into traffic jams,
but deliver us from speed traps.
For ours is the stick-shift, the sunroof and the power-windows.
Ford ever & never. Amen.
